subject line silliness

i've come across (and eventually trashed) the best subject lines in my inbox at work. a few of my favorites:

"A Lesson in Getting Your Shine Back" - Hmmm...I didn't even realize I lost it.

"animation program that transforms one person or object into another" - Where was this program back when I was in high school? Or last week?

"CONTACT HIM FOR YOUR MONEY" - Because we all know that the whole male population NEVER returns borrowed paper.

"Discover the Power of Your 'Dumb Idea'" - Imagine He-Man calling out "By the power of Dumb Idea" instead of Grayskull.

"good present for good friend" - Would that present be a green card, good friend?

"Grow Grass in the Shade or Shady Areas" - Only the good kind of grass.

"Snakes & Arrows In Stores Today!" - They better not be talking about a toy store.

"Sweet Pea, Biscuit & Jam on the runway" - I swear, these models and their dumb ass names.

And my favorite...

"TWEEN GIRLS LOVE MATH!! Danica McKellar will show them how.." - She already showed everyone that tall girls like Winnie Cooper think shrimpy Fred Savage is cute, so why not?