i don't get it (hehe)

is it me?
is it because it's tuesday?
...because it's september?
...because i went to work today?
...because of the VMAs?
...because i wore jeans?
...because of my Converse slip-ons?
...because i pumped gas at Chevron yesterday?
...is it the empty bottles of 2-buck-Chuck at the office kitchen?
...is it facebook?
...because of the weather?
...because of no interns at work?
...is it the yogurt in my fridge?
...spin class?
what. the. fuck.
happened?